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(Konzert: 5.5.1994)
Dirt Devils
Nine Inch
Nails,
Loew’s
State,
Palace
Theatre,
New Orleans: please keep your head down…
You don’t have to stay long in New Orleans to realise that it didn’t get
nicknamed “The Big Easy” by accident. Although the speed limit here is 30 mph,
most of its zonked-out residents would undoubtedly regard this as suicidally
fast. Life tends to be slow, relaxed and, largely, a whole bunch of fun. Unless
you happen to be an alligator. Or a fan of Nine Inch Nails.
As the Loew’s State Palace Theatre fills up
with every freak, weirdo and “alternative music” buff within a 200-mile radius,
it’s soon apparent that, even NIN standards, this will be no ordinary gig. Just
one look at the “security” tells you that. Crewcut to a man, thee yellow
T-shirted behemoths regard the growing crowd with all the warmth and enthusiasm
they might usually save for a convention of Commie Faggots ‘R’ Us. If there is
any trouble, these boys will be waiting. And if there isn’t, they just might
have to cause some.
They don’t have to wait long. Nine Inch Nails
have always had a reputation for stirring up more than their fair share of
trouble at live shows, with a penchant for trashing both their instruments and
each other. Whether this comes form an atmosphere of shared angst or merely the
desire to outdo PT Barnum in the showmanship stakes is debatable. One thing’s
for sure, with the Grand Guignol, Manson-influenced “Downward Spiral” album
under their collective waistbands, it’s hard to imagine Trent Reznor and crew
going for it at anything less than full pelt. That this on eon of the first
dates of a global tour only cranks the sense if anticipation up a few notches
more as the houselights dim, the crowd starts to bray and the forces of law and
order resume fondling their bullet clips.
Most bands seem to have abandoned the concept
of The Grand Entrance. Not Nine Inch Nails. Sharply silhouetted and shrouded in
dry ice, Reznor repeatedly claws, crucifixion-style at the white sheeting that
covers the stage while the band charge into the opening, brain-drilling chords
of “Terrible Lie”. Eventually the sheets disappear towards the chandelier-clad
ceiling and the singer boots his mikestand into the stratosphere causing about
50 members of the audience to risk life and limb in an effort to touch him. The
effect is visually magnificent and, as the bouncers try out the first
Olympic-standard chokeholds of the evening, slightly the wring side of
trouser-changingly terrifying.
Without pausing for breath, Reznor revs up the
start of “sin” and then an absurdly fat, industrio-trash “March Of The Pigs”.
Already the instrument destruction is in full flow. Microphones, guitars and
amps, it turns out, are just the start. Towards the end of “Pigs”, Reznor
heaves his synthesizer above his head and throws it at the keyboard-player’s
chest. Luckily the guy ducks just in time, and several thousand dollars’ worth
of DX-something-or-other simply explodes on part of the scenery before
disappearing into the darkness.
While this carnage and violence continues
(during a frantic “Get Down, Make Love” Reznor drags the still-playing
guitarist Robin Finck across the stage by his hair), it dawns just what a good
band Nine Inch Nails have become. On their last UK Tour they frequently sounded
like just another bunch of shambolic metalheads who happened to have a singer
capable of reading a set-list without moving his lips. OK, so even ’94 they may
still have trouble recreating the shit-freezing menace of tracks like “Reptile”
or new single “Closer”. But when they can turn it on with such panache for
set-closer “Head Like A Hole” while virtually having a stand-up fist fight, and
still find time to monitor the
condition of their matching leather body suits, who really cares?
Certainly not the security guys, most of whom
are by now having as much fun as is human possible without leaving too many
bruises. Even they’re stopped in their tracks when the band return for the
non-nonsense strobe-arama encore of “Dead Souls”. Building slowly at fist, the
song eventually explodes into a combination of catchiness, extreme malice and
the kind of guitar chords you could open a tin can with. Finally, Reznor
ensures a good ten minutes of post-gig PA howling as he heaves his guitar
across the auditorium and stomps offstage. The band follow. And the audience
correction resumes.
Catch them if you can. Just be thankful it
won’t be here.
Clark Collins
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